Happy Endings SUCK.

Okay, now this is just a rant and I'm feeling moody (yes, I'm giving myself food therapy as well with chocolate, bread, and cranberry juice) but I DO NOT understand how ALL or most movies that are not horror movies end up with the girl getting the guy. THAT DOES NOT HAPPEN IN REAL LIFE, and it sucks that it doesn't. I honeslty wish that it were true that everyone has a soulmate, and even if we do could they please be in the same state as their's is and *maybe* same city? Is that so hard? It is....sorry to ask. But I just hate watching these dumb movie endings where the girl falls for the guy and the guy is SUPER sweet and adorable and is like "oh yeah, I'm buff, I model for Abercrombie, I drive a sports care even though I'm an artsy guitar player living in New York and I have all the time in the world for you babe." Or in teenage movies, "I'm the football star that really likes that girl I don't talk to a lot.." No, shut up.

Maybe I'm just ranting because I don't have a boyfriend, maybe it's because I'm listening to sad songs about finding eternal love and being happy forever and imagining I'm slow-dancing with Mr. Right who doesn't exist. Maybe it's all of those elements combines, whatever.

Don't get me started on Mr. Right, the perfect guy. Whaddaflock?! Probably not gonna happen, but in movies he's always there and melts away the hearts of every girl. Sorry, that "Mr. Right" is an actor...-_____- Sadly. I wish he were real LIKE A SOULMATE WHO PROBABLY LIVES ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE WORLD. gdjhgkhgfjkhgfjkhfgjkhfgkjfghjk Whoever decided liking someone or love or movie endings that end perfectly was very good at being able to torture people. (ps. if you're a guy and reading this Mr. Right doesn't exist, luckily, but don't be ruuuuuude to ANY girl, especially the one you "like," word of advice).



******Sorry it's short, it's a rant.

XOXO
Ranting Sarah

Super Monitor...?

Okay, sorry I have not been posting lately, first of all. It's been an exhausting weekend with tournaments and busy-ness every single day and I have had no energy to really write until today. Sorry, again. Anyway, aside from the grueling tournaments the Thieflord and I have been going to I saw Super 8 this weekend! Let me say this, Super 8 is a must see movie and you will NOT, I repeat NOT be disappointed from this action packed adventure.

Okay, so on Friday my friend "Orahp" and I went to Regal to go see the movie Super 8. It was quite enjoyable (Orahp and I have traditions of going to see horror/scary movies together, it's amazing). But anyway, after we saw Super 8 we decided to go get some really good burritos and wait for the chariot to arrive and pick us up. It was a long wait because the driver of the chariot was a little peeved with me and kind of wanted to rip my head off for asking (last-minute) to pick Orahp and me up. But after our chariot arrived we were headed home, but wait! We first needed gas. So, stopping at a very sketchy gas station we saw a man, whacked out of his mind, carrying just a computer monitor and crossing the intersection towards us.

 I, who was obviously freaking out, ducked down under the dashboard while Orahp just sat there laughing. Coming up with scenarios, we both decided, as he walked into the small seven eleven by the gas station, that the man was trying to sell the monitor to the cashier who was slightly worried for his own health and the store's health.

The man then proceeded to take a very long time in the store trying to convince the owner the computer was worthy to pawn off.

Then I'm pretty sure he tried bartering...

Eventually the man decided that the cashier was not going to buy his single computer monitor and he left the store to only journey across the street to a liquor store where I'm sure he tried to pawn off the computer monitor he was carrying around... And that was Orahp's and my night..