Friday, June 17, 2011

Happy Endings SUCK.

Okay, now this is just a rant and I'm feeling moody (yes, I'm giving myself food therapy as well with chocolate, bread, and cranberry juice) but I DO NOT understand how ALL or most movies that are not horror movies end up with the girl getting the guy. THAT DOES NOT HAPPEN IN REAL LIFE, and it sucks that it doesn't. I honeslty wish that it were true that everyone has a soulmate, and even if we do could they please be in the same state as their's is and *maybe* same city? Is that so hard? It is....sorry to ask. But I just hate watching these dumb movie endings where the girl falls for the guy and the guy is SUPER sweet and adorable and is like "oh yeah, I'm buff, I model for Abercrombie, I drive a sports care even though I'm an artsy guitar player living in New York and I have all the time in the world for you babe." Or in teenage movies, "I'm the football star that really likes that girl I don't talk to a lot.." No, shut up.

Maybe I'm just ranting because I don't have a boyfriend, maybe it's because I'm listening to sad songs about finding eternal love and being happy forever and imagining I'm slow-dancing with Mr. Right who doesn't exist. Maybe it's all of those elements combines, whatever.

Don't get me started on Mr. Right, the perfect guy. Whaddaflock?! Probably not gonna happen, but in movies he's always there and melts away the hearts of every girl. Sorry, that "Mr. Right" is an actor...-_____- Sadly. I wish he were real LIKE A SOULMATE WHO PROBABLY LIVES ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE WORLD. gdjhgkhgfjkhgfjkhfgjkhfgkjfghjk Whoever decided liking someone or love or movie endings that end perfectly was very good at being able to torture people. (ps. if you're a guy and reading this Mr. Right doesn't exist, luckily, but don't be ruuuuuude to ANY girl, especially the one you "like," word of advice).



******Sorry it's short, it's a rant.

XOXO
Ranting Sarah

1 comment:

  1. I don't believe there is any "one person" or "soulmate" for anybody. You might have a lot! Who knows? :D

    Books have a better track record with being realistic. Probably because books can't be shoved down your throat like movies. Judy Blume's "Forever" is awesome. Movies, though... hmm. Let me think.

    Cruel Intentions
    City of Angels

    That's all I can think of right now. While the girl doesn't get the guy, (or vice-versa,) they are REALLY FUCKING SAD.

    that is all.

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